My life is about me and those I love. I am an artist of many talents. How many you ask? More than you can count. I am able to see the amazingness in small things and the complex of others.

 

15-Year-Old African Kid Tells Madonna To Go ‘Have Sex’ with Herself

almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE

Ahhhghhhhah

I need to keep busy today. When I was dropping off Michael this morning all i could  think about was my internship tomorrow. What all I need to do and bring for it. I’m going to have to get up early go for a up hill run, shower, get on my scrubs, make sure I have a lunch , my little notebook , watch, and be at the clinic by 750am. I thought about waking up at 645am but theres no way I’ll make it if I get up then.

So I need to get up earlier. I also need to leave my hunny-do-list for Michael. Theres not much for him to do besides clothes, sweep, and pull something out for dinner. I just cant wait til tomorrow

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ineedahiddlevention:

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probablyhomo:

We Are Always Always Always Sam and Dean

If this doesn’t get at least one note I will cry in a corner.

is that sam morphed with dean morphed with taylor swift

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Not going to lie. The beginning I was genuinely expecting Donkey to just pop up out of nowhere like:

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i have never hit reblog so fast in my life

Goodmorning, Tumblr

This is fabulous


 

I will laugh for days every time this shows up on my blog

“Did you have a stroke Dean Sam DEANSAM” I cannot breathe from laughing so hard

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melodyquill:

regalswag:

dhdingo:

egobus:

Australians on Tumblr 

oh my god

America has an eagle plushy.

The best part is how even though I’m South Australian, I read that in a Northern Territory accent.

thebrotherswinchester:

you know what constantly blew my mind as a child

in movies when a character is looking straight into their reflection in a mirror

like

how does the camera not show up in the mirror

actually never mind about the whole “as a child” business i still haven’t figured this shit out

(Source: sergeantjerkbarnes)

tatsuohira:

civil-anarchy:

isozyme:

mountains-crush-oceans:

a decellularized “ghost” heart

aaaaaaaay extracellular matrix
How cool is it that when you take all the cells out of an organ it still looks like an organ?
I remember when I was in high school and still very confused about how tissues worked, because all anyone taught me was that we’re made up of piles of cells hung on bones.  But that’s not how it is!  Cells build themselves little hammocks of polymer and densely branched glycoproteins; we’re like onions, layers of membrane over tough rubbery collagen, huge protein scaffolds cradling slippery organs.
Bodies are not made of cells — bodies are made by cells.


That was the coolest explanation I’ve heard

tatsuohira:

civil-anarchy:

isozyme:

mountains-crush-oceans:

a decellularized “ghost” heart

aaaaaaaay extracellular matrix

How cool is it that when you take all the cells out of an organ it still looks like an organ?

I remember when I was in high school and still very confused about how tissues worked, because all anyone taught me was that we’re made up of piles of cells hung on bones.  But that’s not how it is!  Cells build themselves little hammocks of polymer and densely branched glycoproteins; we’re like onions, layers of membrane over tough rubbery collagen, huge protein scaffolds cradling slippery organs.

Bodies are not made of cells — bodies are made by cells.

That was the coolest explanation I’ve heard

jimmysnowvakk:

winjennster:

destielpasta:

Omg look it’s two female characters with a purpose and emotions and BONUS they also mirror the lead two boys perfectly… I know what we should do. Let’s kill ‘em.

It’s important to note one thing about Jo and Ellen’s deaths.
Season five was intended by Kripke and all parties as the FINAL SEASON.
He was killing off everyone around Sam and Dean because the show was coming to an end.

THANK YOU.

(Source: letmesayiloveyou)

The US Government: We're not going to make it federally mandatory for people to get paid a wage they can actually live off of

The US Government: If people want to make a living, they'll just have to work 16+ hours a day

The US Government: And if their kids end up disenfranchised because of a lack of parental involvement, well that's not our problem

The US Government: In fact, what is our problem is creating a system that will funnel these disenfranchised youth into our prison system so they can work for corporations (that promise us money) for damn near free

The US Government: If they don't want to fall victim to this system, then they can seek higher education

The US Government: Except such an education will be inaccessible to most disenfranchised people and skewed in favor of the financially stable and white people

The US Government: And we're not going to make intervention programs like sex education and conflict resolution federally mandatory, because that's the parent's job

The US Government: The parent who is working 16 hours a day

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

gingerofsuburbia:

If your sexuality is something people don’t believe is real, clap your hands.

If your gender is something people don’t believe is real, clap your hands.

If people don’t believe you exist and you really wanna show it, if your identity gets erased, clap your hands.